About the Author: Spoiler Alert, He’s Dumb

Jairus Gabriel A. Cardinoza — he puts the J in jovial, the G in gigantic, the A in amazing, and C in captivating. Borrowed from the words of Latrice Royale, an amazing drag queen, I would also describe myself as the large and in charge, chunky yet funky, the bold and the beautiful, I am the Jairus Gabriel A. Cardinoza.

There are many ways to get to know me, or to describe me, but I never let myself be defined one way. I consider myself as a product, I do have my brand, funny, stupid, unpredictable, cunning, and calculated. I am a product of an English Teacher and a Driver, and I will always be proud of it. From an early age my mom trained me to read books, and I fell in love with the hobby that made me a dreamer. My dad on the other hand taught me to not take life that seriously, and to find the aspects of life where I feel most alive. I learned to be both passionate, and carefree because of them.

I believe and read Astrology, and other occult science. I love Lady Gaga because she inspired me to become myself, love myself, and to not give two craps about what other people have to say about me. Watching films and series are my time eaters. I write poetry in my leisure time, I know how to utilize my pain, and exploit it for my own benefit.

You could say that I am peculiar, and I refuse to conform to a heteronormative society. I learned that there are many ways to choose to live your life. My life has always been colorful, unpredictable, with the right amount of drama, and serious moments just like how I like it. My mission in life is to do something that makes the world a better place such as being a communication student, and dedicating my life to journalism and literature.

Words to lived by:

“Live for what you create, and die protecting it”